princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

powertothenerd:

wall-to-wall-shezza:

Best line in BBC history

holy hell doctor

(Source: chantdownbabylon)

calvinsolo:

Snapshots of life with Maria and Natasha - part 2
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Snapshots of life with Maria and Natasha - part 2
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Snapshots of life with Maria and Natasha - part 2
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Snapshots of life with Maria and Natasha - part 2
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Snapshots of life with Maria and Natasha - part 2
part 1 calvinsolo:

Snapshots of life with Maria and Natasha - part 2
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calvinsolo:

Snapshots of life with Maria and Natasha - part 2

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Maria’s life with Natasha - some snapshots

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Maria’s life with Natasha - some snapshots

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Maria’s life with Natasha - some snapshots

part 2

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Maria’s life with Natasha - some snapshots

part 2

swarming0 Asked
QuestionMini fic request Maria/natasha. Buying/looking for something for their new place. Answer

avesnongrata:

Here’s your three-sentence fic! Better late than never, right? Writer’s block is a bitch. Luckily, I was inspired by my trip to Ikea yesterday (which went NOTHING like this, hahaha). 

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"Natasha, this is completely inappropriate," Maria growls, going scarlet as Natasha straddles her waist and pins her to the bed with her arms above her head.

"Relax, I’m just trying to get an accurate impression of this mattress on this frame."

"I know that," Maria lowers her voice and glances around self-consciously, "but do we have to do it in the middle of the fucking showroom?"

The Black Widow has never needed anyone watching her back, but she doesn’t mind so much when it’s her kick-ass girlfriend.

aclockmakingwesen:

My contribution to the Blackhill fandom! I just love these two so much! I hope to draw more of these two ladies soon. :)

danverskate:

imperfectlychaotic replied to your post: give me skye and jemma being drawn clo…

My kingdom for their new haircuts to have come from this spirit though. Skye getting restless and needing to to feel like she’s taking action, dragging Jemma from her self-blaming because ‘that’s it, you need a…