My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.
Here’s your three-sentence fic! Better late than never, right? Writer’s block is a bitch. Luckily, I was inspired by my trip to Ikea yesterday (which went NOTHING like this, hahaha).
"Natasha, this is completely inappropriate," Maria growls, going scarlet as Natasha straddles her waist and pins her to the bed with her arms above her head.
"Relax, I’m just trying to get an accurate impression of this mattress on this frame."
"I know that," Maria lowers her voice and glances around self-consciously, "but do we have to do it in the middle of the fucking showroom?"
The Black Widow has never needed anyone watching her back, but she doesn’t mind so much when it’s her kick-ass girlfriend.
My contribution to the Blackhill fandom! I just love these two so much! I hope to draw more of these two ladies soon. :)
My kingdom for their new haircuts to have come from this spirit though. Skye getting restless and needing to to feel like she’s taking action, dragging Jemma from her self-blaming because ‘that’s it, you need a…